Caveat Emptor!!

I don't normally distribute these things but this is a worthwhile "heads
up" for those of you who may be regular Tesco customers.
 
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
 
Here's how the scam works:
 
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the boot.
 
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible
not to look.
 
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Tesco's.
 
You agree and they get in the back seat.
 
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs sex on you, while the other
one steals your wallet.
 
I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, & 24th. Also, January 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just
yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
 
Watch out.              www.Comedian.ws