JOSE CUERVO CHRISTMAS COOKIES
Ingredients Needed:
1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 (750 ml) bottle Jose Cuervo or other good quality tequila
Directions:
1. Sample the tequila to check quality
2. Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to make sure it is of
the highest quality and at room temperature.
3. Pour one level cup tequila and drink
4. Turn on the electric mixer
5. Beat one cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. As one peastoon of sugar.
7. Beat again.
8. At this point, it’s best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so
try another cup just in case.
13. Pour one level cup tequila and drink
9. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
10. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.
11. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.
12. Mix on the turner.
7-11. Pour one level cup tequila and drink
43. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose
with a drewscriver.
14. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
15. Next sift two cups of salt, or something aand place on sheet.
16. Who gives a sheet.
3-b. Pour one level cup tequila and drink
B. Add one table.
18. Check the tequila.
19. Add a spoon of sugar or somefink.
20. Whatever you can find.
21. Greash the oven.
304. Pour one level cup tequila and drink
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
23. Don’t forget to beam off the turnermer.
24. Throw the bowl through the window, finish the quetila and make
sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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