A man seeking to join the London Met’s Firearms Department, is being
interviewed.
The Chief Constable doing the interview says: "Your qualifications look
good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take
before you can be accepted." Then, sliding a loaded service pistol
across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot twenty
illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, sixty Muslim extremists, and a
rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude", says the Chief Constable.
"When can you start?"
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