It’s a shame that everyone is bad mouthing Jimmy Savile. When I was nine, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded…
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral,
a voice from inside screams “I’m not dead, I’m not dead Let me out!”
The Vicar smiles, leans forward with a saturnine grimace and proclaims “Too late pal, I’ve already done the paperwork”….
a voice from inside screams “I’m not dead, I’m not dead Let me out!”
The Vicar smiles, leans forward with a saturnine grimace and proclaims “Too late pal, I’ve already done the paperwork”….
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