Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist
about White Wine.
White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions.
White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world
that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover
many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
White Wine.
White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic
lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss
of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration,
dry
mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you
are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a retard.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and
over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH
you.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass
kicked.
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