A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells
to the barman, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir,
I think it is just fair – giving that you are blind that you should
know five things:
1- The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 – The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 – I’m a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4 – The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight
lifter.
5 – The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna
tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
“Nah. Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times”.
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