Irish Joke…

Posted on November 25, 2010 by Austin Knight

You Couldn't Make It Up!!

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf.
Paddy said, ‘I gonna do that when I win lottery’.

‘What’s dat, says his mate.

‘Send me lawn away to be cut’.

About Austin Knight

comedian, after-dinner speaker, writer, actor, raillery exponent, addlepated blatherer, nincompoop, panhandler, knave, popinjay, bon viveur, impudent scoundrel, rascal, scallywag, libertine, renaissance man, snurger, wisenheimer, pugnacious panjandrum, purveyor of egregious crapulate logorrhea, ne'er do well, infidel & plumbers mate.
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