Tag Archives: life

What a tangled web we weave….

Posted on March 23, 2024 by Austin Knight

The missus asked me: “How would you describe me?”  I sez: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”  She thought for a moment and replied: “What does that mean?” I told her: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fabulous, gorgeous and hot!”  She sez: “Thank you. But … Continue reading →

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Putin on the hits….

Posted on March 2, 2024 by Austin Knight

You can tell that you’re getting old, when you have upstairs Paracetamol and downstairs Paracetamol. Moreover, when you bend down to tie your shoelaces and you begin to wonder if there’s anything else that you could be doing while you’re … Continue reading →

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The life support machine….

Posted on February 24, 2024 by Austin Knight

Yesterday, I contacted Tameside Hospital to advise them that if my wife’s condition should deteriorate, I hereby give my permission for them to switch off the life support machine. They informed me that this isn’t an option for a sprained … Continue reading →

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Confessions of a lollygagger….

Posted on February 12, 2024 by Austin Knight

I was in Tesco getting a sandwich and a packet of crisps and the gawjus young lady on the checkout looked at me and asked me if I wanted to go for a drink.  I told her that I was … Continue reading →

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Windows at home frozen…..

Posted on January 26, 2024 by Austin Knight

Jürgen Klopp announces shock decision to step down as Liverpool manager at the end of the 2024 season, after eight and a half years.  He has said he is “Running out of energy.” He reckons his younger brother Klipperty might … Continue reading →

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