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What a tangled web we weave….

The missus asked me: “How would you describe me?”  I sez: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”  She thought for a moment and replied: “What does that mean?” I told her: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fabulous, gorgeous and hot!”  She sez: “Thank you. But … Continue reading

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The health scare at the Co-op

It was fancy dress night at The Pitt Bull and Stanley Knife pub. Barmy Albert and Non-Stick Nora had hired some magnificent costumes and gone dressed as Two Wise Owls.  They were both playing pool in the games room, when … Continue reading

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The New Year Resolution…

I was in the office typing a script when I heard the voice of my old friend, the late comedian Bernard Manning on BBC Breakfast News on the telly in the adjacent living room. I wondered what the news article … Continue reading

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