Tag Archives: romance

The Technical Services Scenario

Breaking News: the Devon & Cornwall Music Festival has been cancelled as they couldn’t decide whether The Jam or Cream should go first. I was supposed to be helping Cat Stevens repair his caravanette.  Awning has broken… Q) What’s red … Continue reading

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The cool aardvark….

Barmy Albert was smoking a cheroot outside The Pitt Bull and Stanley Knife pub, when Dastardly Derek, the landlord came out and curtly informed him that couldn’t smoke outside the premises, unless he was fifteen yards away from the building.  … Continue reading

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The health scare at the Co-op

It was fancy dress night at The Pitt Bull and Stanley Knife pub. Barmy Albert and Non-Stick Nora had hired some magnificent costumes and gone dressed as Two Wise Owls.  They were both playing pool in the games room, when … Continue reading

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The New Years Resolution…

Went to see the new Willie Wonka movie over the weekend.  It cost £14.50 each to get in!  A fella sat a few seats away persisted in making loud and incoherent grunting noises all the way through the movie, which … Continue reading

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